This guy.

I’m calling it now.

I see great things ahead for this guy.


I cannot stop reblogging this.

Great things ahead for him that don’t involve acting as I read he wants to focus on other endeavors.

How DARE someone I used to go to school with try to add me on facebook

I haven’t spoken to you since I graduated over eight years ago

I don’t live in the area any more

I don’t care about your updates

I’m not the same person any more

My mouth tastes gross and I don’t know what I’m doing with my life

What happens after my sponsorship is approved?

What happens if my sponsorship isn’t approved?

Am I going to get another shitty job that leads no where?

Is it too late to figure out how to go to school and try to find a real job?

How do people know what they like and want to do for the rest of their lives?

What if I can’t find a job because I’ve been unemployed for over a year with only two jobs to pull experience from?

And they don’t really apply to anything except more shitty retail jobs?


thinkin about college is weird. thinkin about being an adult is weird. are u sure im not 12? im pretty sure im still 12



The world ends, Godzilla begins.
Croquis+Photoshop. All Artwork Copyright Olivier SILVEN.



The world ends, Godzilla begins.

All Artwork Copyright Olivier SILVEN.

Ugh I am so sad. Watching Rupaul’s Drag Race and I am deeply in love with both of the girls up for elimination.

God damn it. One of the safe girls should have been in the bottom instead. She’s horrible.

Finally get started on the main quest in New Vegas and now I can’t decide how I want to deal with Mr House …

Does anyone want to give me like seventy bucks so my apartment smells really good?

So I’m sitting in bed, chatting with my mother on skype. From the computer room, I hear the most high pitched squealing. “OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD”

I received a skype from my husband, followed immediately by him running to the bedroom. 

He sends me this link and I read it with him practically bouncing behind me. Then I read the comments. He reads the comments with me.

He is destroyed. 

He got pranked two weeks after April first.




i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police





That is not funny

That is not cute

It is animal abuse



Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason.

You idiots can have all the chuckles you want over the fact that that poor animal is “living the dream” but I hope you also know that it probably died from that.

And if you still find it funny then I genuinely do not want to associate you and can only wish upon you the most painful and awful death imaginable. 

I just want to point out that no one is forcing the bird into the chocolate

No one pulled the damn thing in

In fact it fully appears to be waddling into the fountain by its damn self

Calm the hell down chocolate is not the damn same as chocolate

Its just a bird making a mistake and it’s fucking funny

It’s not animal cruelty unless someone was holding that bird at gunpoint fucking christ

Oh good. I was waiting for some moron to try and defend this.

Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.

But say that your idiotic theory is correct.

Say it did actually walk into it.

That animal still probably died.

Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?

And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.


It’s from a movie though