I don’t care, I think she’s adorable.
Yeah, she made a real great crack whore 8D
(Source: thefinalriots)
Hey there. Friendly neighborhood squid again with another grammar lesson!
This text right here? This says “Girl is remember everything.”
(Source: look-likebarbie, via sinsforthesinners)
my standards are unrealistically high for how unattractive i am
(Source: aeun, via sinsforthesinners)
- me:*closes tumblr tab*
- me:*opens new tumblr tab*
- me:what just happened
“The Ball Bed” the world’s first morphable bed, consisting of plush spheres that are connected by elastic bands, allowing you to twist and bend them in any way imaginable.
NEED.
O.O
there is no way to explain these things i am feeling.HOLY FUCK
COULD YOU IMAGINE THE SEX YOU COULD HAVE ON THIS THING
THIS THING IS THE BASTARD CHILD OF SCIENCE AND THE KAMA SUTRA
I need this. For reasons.
I would get stuck. I know I would. This bed would eat me.
You and me both, Adisson. Sheets give me a difficult time. And yet, I still want to try this.
(Source: sweetdisposiition)
- Q:I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? ( England )
- Q:Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? ( USA )
- A:Depends on how much you've been drinking.
- Q:I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto , can I follow the Railroad tracks? ( Sweden )
- A:Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.
- Q:Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada ? ( Sweden )
- A:So it's true what they say about Swedes.
- Q:Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada ? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto ,Vancouver , Edmonton and Halifax ? ( England )
- A:What did your last slave die from ?
- Q:Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada ? ( USA )
- A:Africa is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe . Canada is that big country to your North...oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary Come naked.
- Q:Which direction is North in Canada ? ( USA )
- A:Face south and then turn 180 degrees Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
- Q:Can I bring cutlery into Canada ? ( England )
- A:Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
- Q:Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? ( USA )
- A:Austria is that quaint little country bordering Germany, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
- Q:Do you have perfume in Canada ? ( Germany )
- A:No, we don't stink.
- Q:I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Where can I sell it in Canada ? ( USA )
- A:Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
- Q:Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? ( Italy )
- A:Yes, gay nightclubs.
- Q:Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada ? ( USA )
- A:Only at Thanksgiving.
- Q:Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )
- A:No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.
- Q:I have a question about a famous animal in Canada , but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. ( USA )
- A:It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
- Q:Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )
- A:Yes, but you will have to learn it first.
I am twenty-three years old why haven’t I got it all figured out yet my life is a mess all of the movies I have seen about young adults have their shit figured out by now what am I doing wrong I think I need a new director or writer or something fuck
I read this one and I can’t remember what it’s called but I really liked it and I don’t think it ended sadface :c
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee n_n
(Source: chaeyeols, via funkypunkr)
when i was little i used to legitimately cry over a goofy movie because max was so mean to his dad like the part where he throws th possum hat out and its raining wow i cant even talk about this right now
(via andrew-scoot)
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