Cupcakes are out of the oven. Going to take a shower and then make the icing while they cool off.
Not going to share them with dnd partners because fuck those guys
Wake up at 8a
Spend forty bucks on a hair cut
CHOP IT ALL THE FUCK OFF IN THE BATHROOM WHEN YOU GET HOME
Feel fucking powerful
i am actually really angry
Kanto Illustrations #050 - 073 - Created by Piper Thibodeau
Piper’s fantastic series to illustrate the entire Pokedex marches on, and here is the latest installment! As usual, Piper’s take on each Pokemon is fun, creative, and delightfully well executed. Be sure to follow along on Tumblr or Twitter for all the latest updates.
you know for being such a cranky old man and a moody teenager, my cat is really just a big fucking baby
he has a piss poor attitude with people he doesn’t know
he runs around the house as full blast and jumps on the cabinets and eats all of the cardboard and paper when he knows he’s not supposed to
i cannot lay down for a moment without him coming up and cuddling hardcore in my arms in my face between me and the laptop he would climb up my asshole if i weren’t wear pants
i have done like literally nothing today but i am still so tired like i just want to go bed
IT’S A SEX TOY GIVEAWAY TIME!!!!!!
Okay guys so here’s the deal, you’ve been putting up with all my ToyDirty posts for a while now and it’s time to celebrate.
Each week I’ll be giving away one of these best selling $121 dollar Lelo gigi vibrators along with another smaller prize of your choosing from the picture seen above. The last winner will also get the couple-friendly $188 dollar Lelo ora as well.
If you don’t want to wait you can purchase these on my site ToyDirty right away and they are by far my favorite, most recommended products. You can get any toys for 5% off with discount word “tonight” until the giveaway is over.
Each vibrator is made with body-safe silicone material, comes with a 1-year warranty, is fully rechargeable and has multiple adjustable stimulation settings.
And all you have to do is like or reblog this post as often as your little heart desires to increase your chances. You don’t even need to be following me and a winner will be chosen every Friday until April 11th with a random number generator.
You must be 18 or over to participate and this is in no way affiliated with tumblr.
GOOD LUCK ;)
THE FIRST WINNER’S ITEM HAS BEEN SHIPPED TODAY BUT THERE ARE STILL SIX MORE CHANCES TO WIN, PICKING THE NEXT WINNER THIS COMING WEEKEND SO KEEP LIKING AND/OR REBLOGGING TO INCREASE YOUR CHANCES!!
PICKING THE NEXT WINNER THIS WEEKEND!!!!
I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel
How Fucking Much Do I Have To Drink To Fucking Get Drunk I Can’t Afford This Life: the prequel
told my husband i had to pee but im covered in cats
he leans over my legs to where the cats are and whispers
i told him not to do that i was going to pee on the cats
he thought it was a good idea until he realised his face was in the same vicinity