So I got a job at Home Depot and it hasn’t started yet but I have a second interview at Dollarama tomorrow morning do you think I’m strong enough brave enough to work two part time jobs?
im starting to see those “dont use ouija boards for fun they are very dangerous!!!!!!!” posts and id like to ask everyone who reblogs them what its like to be a fucking nerd
this is exactly the kind of post a ghost would make to trick you into using a ouija board. look out kids, the spoops are gettin crafty.
Okay well I sort of took a nap
I had a dream I was walking somewhere and there was a pretty large bird dressed in a shirt and a cardigan and I was like “lol mom bird is here to pick up her son” and laughed at myself. I was just thinking “I should take a photo of this” as it passed WHEN SUDDENLY THERE WAS A MUCH LARGER BIRD WEARING RED CONVERSE AND LIKE A TIE AND I WAS LIKE OH SHIT I NEED A PHOTO OF THESE BIRDS and then there was another much smaller bird, like a little smaller than even a normal sized bird and he just lost all his shits and started attacking the biggest bird and I was like “I need to know what their story is” and then my alarm went off and I had to wiggle Demolition Man Vodak