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ven0moth:

caterpillars have the ideal life. they eat a lot and then sleep for a while and wake up beautiful.

zefrank:

Things Cats Do That Would Be Creepy If You Did Them 

I had to take off all of the little springy door stoppers because my cats drove me insane with them

whatthebec:

probably don’t ever talk to me cause i’m like pissed off 24/7

cpecod:

have you ever had the urge to spoil somebody and buy them everything they’ve ever wanted because they are just so wonderful and you love them a lot and they deserve all of the nice things??? then u realize u are broke and sad

My friends should be here with in the hour, assuming the border was hassle free and the traffic was light.

And there will be alcohol consumed.

The important thing to remember is that I haven’t eaten more than a granola bar and a small bowl of scalloped potatoes so I need to fucking go easy.

Remember that Squid.

Go easy. You’re hungry.

Haha I’m so angry at myself
I left to start laundry but I forgot to start dinner
So there is over five hours of slow cooking in the crock pot I’m losing
Cool

catsbeaversandducks:

Happy Easter!

Tagged with: #snakes  

geofffs:

everyone needs to check out this game on dolldivine!!! its super fun and actually allows you to make more diverse characters with things like

  • different body types/weights
  • wide range of skin tones
  • afros, cornrows, short and long hair options
  • option for a hijab
  • other stuff too!!!

it makes me upset that 99% of dress up games really only give you the option to be white so this is really refreshing and actually rly fun to play!!!

it also says it’s based on this comic of the same name that seems to have lots of punk rock girls riding around on dinosaurs and kicking ass so!!!!

quietly cries and reblogs again because this is so amazing and I am so in love I want to make this forever and have an RP full of badass spacey dinosaur chicks

geofffs:

everyone needs to check out this game on dolldivine!!! its super fun and actually allows you to make more diverse characters with things like

  • different body types/weights
  • wide range of skin tones
  • afros, cornrows, short and long hair options
  • option for a hijab
  • other stuff too!!!

it makes me upset that 99% of dress up games really only give you the option to be white so this is really refreshing and actually rly fun to play!!!

it also says it’s based on this comic of the same name that seems to have lots of punk rock girls riding around on dinosaurs and kicking ass so!!!!

oknope:

you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.

I have always been this boring and one hundred percent aware of it

elizabum:

all-that-glistens:

Black and White Fatshion Giveaway

I decided to do a giveaway for my lovely followers. I’m giving away 3 dresses and a playsuit. 

Tribal Print dress in a 2X

Black and white stripped asymmetrical dress in 3X

Polka dot peplum dress in 3X

Geometric playsuit in 3X

Rules are as follows:

1. You must be following me.

2. You may only reblog once a day.

3. A winner will be picked in ten days on April 27th

Good luck and message me if you have any questions!

omggggggg

This giveaway ends on my brother’s birthday. I should win. For him.

so let me tell you about my morning.

I woke up a bit earlier than I usually do (I look at my watch the second I open my eyes basically) and was like nah man 9a is too early. But then bladder was like come on bro you gotta

So I get up and start walking to the bathroom and like … there’s little eggies on the table and I’m like that’s weird, but continue on my path to the bathroom.

There’s an eggy on the sink. And on the toilet.

Welp, I walk back in to the bathroom and wake up my husband, like “I’m sorry you have to get up now I think someone’s been in our house.” in my mind, maybe it’s a thing his mom does, she likes holidays, so I thought maybe she snuck in and left candies?

And he’s like “The Easter Bunny must have visited! Maybe there’s a basket somewhere”

Okay, pause this story and let’s go to another story.

I have to pee first thing in the morning. Always have. The Easter Bunny used to hide my baskets in the shower, so I’d like .. see it without having to hunt for it. One year, I complained to my mother about this, and the next year, it was in the dryer (So I had to look)

So, anyway, APPARENTLY the Easter Bunny visited us and left a basket. I check the tub. There’s Spiderman’s head, filled with various egg shaped candy.

My husband is so proud of himself right now even though I woke him up super early. He’s been plotting this thing for days. I was cleaning yesterday and didn’t find any of it. Apparently I’m not a very good cleaner.

He is so proud of himself.

levycas:

Playing Mass Effect and just

I didn’t expect to like everyone. Also unexpectedly attracted to Turians. Hmm. 

Husband and I silently point at this post.