I tried watching a comedian on netflix first, but his opening joke was about how women don’t deserve equal pay, and I was kind of turned off so I put on the sex toys
I’ve been watching this documentary series about an online sex toy retailer (LoveHoney) and GOD DAMN IT I just want to work with sex toys
I want to make other people have great sex lives and orgasms
And more importantly I just want a) a job b) sex toys
|Things I was supposed to get done today:||All the things|
|Things I got done today:||Maybe half a thing|
I’m going to go play Dragon Age again because I can’t handle even a small bit of responsibility in my life.